I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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