You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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