GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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