Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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