i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my sisters under your porch take her home
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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