maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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