At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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