So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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