Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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