in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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