dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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