I would go down on you faster than GM stock
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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