there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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