Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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