I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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