People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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