oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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