is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I want to walk on stilts...naked
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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