How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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