google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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