4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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