It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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