Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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