He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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