he shaved USA in his pubs
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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