EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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