Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I currently don't understand fingers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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