do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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