How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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