he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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