I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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