is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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