pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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