Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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