i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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