Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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