Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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