READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I will pee on everything he values.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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