i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i out mim tonsoeep
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