ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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