i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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