fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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