ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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