In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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