once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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