Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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