Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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