Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
