She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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