I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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