Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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