If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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