Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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