I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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