I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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