she looked like the before picture.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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